1、即然事已至此，還是先吃饭吧！

Since the matter has come to this point, let's eat first!

2、之后总算在泪水中搞清楚，有的人长胖了以后就再瘦不回家。

Later, I finally understood in my tears that some people would not come back when they were fat.

3、大圆脸七分财，不富也镇宅辟邪。

Round face seven cents wealth, not rich also town house.

4、我的超自然能力便是：全部事儿，都超过了我的工作能力。

My superpowers are: Everything, it's beyond me.

5、别哭，注了水的生猪肉没有人要的。

Don't cry. No one wants the pork with water.

6、你需要偷偷地经常熬夜，随后变成波罗的海，闪瞎任何人的眼。

You want to stay up late quietly, and then become the Mediterranean, blinding everyone.

7、感情小坦克，谁撞谁心搏骤停。

Love little tank, who hit who shock.

8、假如你要抱我，一定要提早跟我说，我真把腹部收一收。

If you want to hug me, you must tell me in advance so that I can collect my stomach.

9、即然没有人十指紧扣手，那咱就自身揣兜兜。

Since no one is holding hands, let's put it in our pocket.

10、愚公临终前对大儿子说：“移山，移山”。大儿子说：“闪亮亮”。

Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move the mountain, move the mountain.". The son says: "Bright Bright".

11、红灯酒绿四处嗨，你不爱我不应该。

Debauchery everywhere hi, you do not love me should not.

12、谁都不要欺负我，奥特战士就是我哥哥。

Don't bully me, and Ultraman is my elder brother.

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